Listmaster Lizzie, at it again:
- We went to the wedding! Pittsburgh was beautiful, super hot and humid, my friends were fantastic as always, the wedding was both super stressful and so much fun, and the Best Man is my new favorite person ever. Also, maybe someday I will write something funny and scathing about how the priest was a flaming DICKHOLE and I seem to be the only person who noticed. But other than that it was great; my friend and former roommate was a “radiant super-bride” – as the awesome Best Man put it – and my other friend and B’s former roommate was a super-tall adorably goofy-grinned groom the whole time.
- We moved!! About a month ago we convinced one of our good friends from the ‘Burgh to pack up and move out here, so we just found an incredible new place to fit all three of us. After our tiny little one-bedroom, this three-bedroom monster is INCREDIBLE. I love it so much I might even try to clean up after myself or something, and put my clothes actually inside the HUGE closet that I get all to myself instead of in various floor piles. We’ll see! We just moved most of our stuff in this weekend but once it looks all pretty and put together, hopefully there will be pictures.
- While the place is AWESOME, our first full day here we already got a ridiculous passive-aggressive note from the “Home Owner’s Association” taped to our door saying that they saw the rolls of bamboo fencing that we had just sitting on the balcony and that “balconies are considered communal space” and the bamboo would “NOT be allowed” and that if we did put it up we would have “24 hours to remove it” or they would fine us or something. (Seriously, there are passive-aggressive notes about all the way you can and will be fined for stepping out of line here, it’s outrageous. I guess that’s why we got such a good deal on this nice place.) Obviously, I wrote a passive-aggressive note back in my best Bullshit-ese telling them “YES we know, we read your page-long set of guidelines about what we can and can’t do here or have on our balcony, and we *just* moved in, and the stupid bamboo is just being stored out there on the FLOOR of our SECOND STORY balcony til we can actually throw it out so CHILL”. I just *barely* refrained from pointing out the multiple and glaring spelling and grammatical errors in said guidelines, but whatever. Trying to be the bigger person here.
- Oh, we also went hiking. Totally gorgeous.


















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